dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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