Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
