I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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