I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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