im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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