is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
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