what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
then he tried to convert me to islam
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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