what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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