I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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