Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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