No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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