Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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