I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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