i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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