hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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