I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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