Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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