I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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