i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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