Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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