The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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