I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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