Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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