I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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