we made out on top of his cat.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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