Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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