found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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