Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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