Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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