Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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