lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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