I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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