Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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