I CAN MOONWALK!
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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