I don't think brook has ever known best
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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