you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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