Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Say something about gay babies.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You can't just leave with hair like that
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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