i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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