no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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