god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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