Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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