Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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