he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
