just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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