If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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