just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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