She said her name was "party"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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