Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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