I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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