You're completely useless in the revolution.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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