In the future we'll all be gay
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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