And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
